Inspired by my friend Kat over at Kat O’ Nine Tales, here is a song and some answers to questions you didn’t know you wanted to know but I just know you’ll be glad you now know. Proceed with caution.
1-Did you ever wonder how they get the “M”s on M&Ms?
Yeah, no. Sometimes I wonder why there aren’t more green ones in each bag, but then I’ve been M&Ms free for a while now, so I don’t even wonder that much anymore. Actually sort of rude for you to taunt me with the memory, thanks.
2-If you could only read one book for the rest of you life, what would you have for a snack?
Smoked almonds, definitely smoked almonds.
3-What was the first CD that you ever bought? (Not record or tape, but CD.)
So hard to remember. Using my Call a Friend lifeline on this one and he says it was probably Depeche Mode, possibly The Smiths-Meat is Murder.
4-Are you stealing your Internet? If so where are you located because I’m tired of paying for mine.
Not even. My 50Mbps cost me an arm and a leg, but it’s fast and I’m thrilled.
5-Do you think that I’m joking?
Yeah, no. I can tell by your unsettling stare you are dead serious.
6-Should I keep asking questions?
Do you honestly think we’ll keep answering them?
7-If you answered “no” to number 6, why did you read this? If you answered “yes”, are you mental?
If you have to ask ~sob~ ~choke~ I guess you don”t really know me at all!
8-If you answered number 7 yet said “no” to number 6, are you a Cthuhlu? If you answered “yes” to both number 6 and 7, then you are probably me
That is highly improbable, and would likely result in some sort of tear in the fabric of Space and Time.
9-I talk to myself.
Orange.
10-Number 9 wasn’t a question unless you are me, then you know what I was asking.
Zombies.
11-Are you sleeping okay, dear?
Much better lately, actually. Sometimes the dreams wake me. And the screams. Maybe it’s the screams in my dreams? Just kidding, I don’t sleep.
i answered mine over at kat’s place. was meat is murder available on CD in 1986? i bought my first CD in 1989. wow…long time ago
I know, I looked up when CDs came out & I was a little startled!